The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes : Mark Geoffrey Young :
How many Essex girls does it take to change a lightbulb? She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daddy! What's an Essex girl's favorite wine? What do you call an Essex girl with a pound coin on the top of her head? All you can eat, under a quid. What do an Essex girl and your computer have in common?
What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus! The Essex girl has a higher sperm count! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
Yeah, I hate HM slaves too, that is why I don't bother with them and I just put the HMs in on the team where I can these days, Garchomp is so good normally that I just keep him in the team, mine used to one shot things, even stuff he was weak against like ice.